This radio interview is almost a week old, but in light of the horrible late night-mare becoming almost official today, I figured it’s still worth posting (the file was actually taken down a few times, but now it’s back up in multiple forms, which is good). In it, the delightful Patton Oswalt breaks down this entire talk show kerfuffle from a (disappointed) comedian’s POV. And also, who doesn’t love Patton Oswalt?
“Why do you want this so badly? Because you don’t do anything with it.” - Mr. Oswalt on Leno’s utter lack of creative and social responsibility to The Tonight Show TV audience.
But in the end, the real losers in this are we, the viewers, because we’ll never get to see the G.O.A.T. late night talk show host, Mr. Conan “Cone Bone” O’Brien, take The Tonight Show to the passionately creative heights that he was no doubt on track to take the uninspiring, ailing late night staple before getting the contractual rug pulled out from under him in the most dirtiest of fashions (why would he ever want to work for NBC again after the way things went down?).
In related thoughts, my distant dreams of the kids of today (my nephew included) growing up in a world where a quality late night talk show landscape that includes Conan at 11:35 and The Roots (w/ Fallon) following up at 12:35 existed (much like people my age enjoyed Dave at 11:35 on CBS then switched over to Conan at 12:35 on NBC back when we were teens until now, before calling it a night) are now no more. And to whomever tunes in (even out of curiosity) and thereby helps out the ratings of the resurrected corpse that is The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, you’re all part of the problem and clearly you and I can and will never be friends as already our sensibilities are drastically different (and that’s just with talk shows).
Straight up, I’m REALLY gonna miss the unbeatable 1-2 late night punch of Conan and The Roots that I and many others have been thoroughly enjoying for the past 7 months (it truly was too good to be true). And best believe I will try my best to tune in to The Roots/Fallon’s show at 12:37-12:40 to ensure that I don’t even accidentally give Leno any undeserved overrun ratings, just in time to catch Fallon saying: “Ladies and gentleman, give it up for The Roots!” But with Jay’s luck/power, if The Tonight Show somehow tanks on his watch, I fully expect NBC to remove Fallon’s show from the lineup and give Leno 2 hours a night (because rewarding Jay for his horrible performances seems to be the logical thing to do at 30 Rock).
Now, time to tune into another remaining ep of The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien (which are now considered limited edition). Every masterful jab by Conan (whether scripted or off-the-cuff, with help from Andy) will make the remaining time on-air far more enjoyable (even on his way out, Conan and the writers are mining comedy gold). Because after all, “what are they gonna do? F*ckin’ fire you?” (c) The great Ricky Gervais on Wednesday night’s ep of The Tonight Show. Let’s all just enjoy these final few weeks together, Conan fans (and yes, he did the string dance again!).
Edit: And here’s hoping that Conan brings back the masturbating bear for the final ep to wreck uncontrollable, lust-filled havoc all over the place.
Edit2: On Late Night, The Roots covered Love T.K.O. by the late Teddy Pendergrass. Nice touch.