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The 6 minute plank challenge: Hello 2K11 edition

Yesterday evening, I started off this new fitness year with a “return to the 36 chambers” of sorts by undergoing a familiar physical and mental endurance challenge: say hello once again to the notorious (in my book) elbow plank sessions. Previously known as the 5 minute plank challenge, I figured that since I already completed that, there was no where else to go but up (in duration). So the 6 minute plank challenge was born (true story). Same deal as before: 5 sets with max 3 min break in between sets. And here’s what happened:

Set 1 - 5:32

Set 2 - 1:11

Set 3 - 2:34

Set 4 - 1:18

Set 5 - 2:44

Cumulative time = 13:19

Total time is definitely not my best after 5 sets. And my individual times fluctuated quite a bit. But who cares? Just look at what happened in my first plank attempt of the new year! My actual target in Set 1 was 4 minutes and to be honest, breaking my all-time record (previous best times: iii) 4:14 ii) 4:20 i) 5:15) was not my intention. Perhaps it’s best to not think of setting new benchmarks, because then the pressure isn’t there and your body just may end up surprising you. Then you just roll with it and the rest is gravy (straight rollin’ in the gravy).

Although I was practically dying throughout the last minute and began shaking (thereby losing perfect form). But I still remained suspended in horizontal position, more or less, and knew I had a realistic shot (this is when the reserve drive from within makes itself known, if it shows up at all). Then, at the 5:20 mark (when I knew I had set a new personal record), I came up with the great idea to try and hit 6 minutes (come on, only 40 more seconds!). But alas, the body had enough of my numerous surprise extensions on the fly (the mental secret for going the distance), so my arms collapsed and I fell face first onto the exercise mat (after which I let out a satisfying “ah f*ck!” from exhaustion). But not before enduring 5 minutes and 32 seconds of fighting gravity while holding the plank position.

As always, breathing was key throughout, as was trying not to look at the stopwatch too often and focusing on keeping as still as possible to conserve energy. Closing your eyes also helps you focus sometimes, but you have to be aware of what’s going on so as to not jeopardize your body positioning (you doze off, you fall). And I know this all reads like an overly complicated guide on how to hold the elbow plank; I could’ve just explained that you simply maintain the position until you no longer can (but that wouldn’t be ol’ verbose me now, would it?). However, taking it to extremes really does require a great deal from your mind since your body will almost always follow suit and do what the mind wishes, if you want it bad enough (and finding that upper limit is the intriguing part). Either way, considering how I felt at the 5:30 mark (when the desire to end the pain finally exceeded the drive to continue, hence the ultimately failed attempt), I KNOW I can do 6 minutes. And I guaran-damn-tee that it will happen this year, hopefully before the spring *dropping the proverbial gauntlet and picking it up again*

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I’ve had my fresh BOSU Ball for exactly 2 weeks now and it’s definitely taken my workouts to the next level (as I was greatly hoping it would). These wonders of soft rubber and molded plastic have been around for about 8 years. But they were quite the spicy meatball upon their initial release ($300-400). Fortunately in recent times, these advanced fitness balance trainers have come down to more affordable (but still somewhat up there) prices. And not a moment too soon, as I was in dire need of progressively advancing my workouts this summer. Last year, my Power Gym gave me the platform to accomplish my fitness endurance goals. And this year it’s all about BOth Sides Utilized.

The above instructional viddy demonstrates a rather intense core workout that is great for blasting your body for around 10 minutes as well as really getting used to the ball on an advanced level. Although you could start with more beginner type moves, I believe in immediately starting out at the higher levels, thereby forcing yourself to adapt as you learn. What’s also great is that I can do nearly all of my usual weighted compound exercises while balancing on either side of the ball (the added instability factor ups the ante greatly so that something old is new again). And for some more creative and well-rounded workouts on the BOSU, I use the fantastic BodyFitness app for Android which costs one for the price of FREE (amazing considering all the great ideas and tools they give you…5 stars!).

So if you’re interested in evolving your personal health and fitness to the next level while taking things beyond the traditional training regime, the progressively designed BOSU ball will provide you with that great opportunity to not only be physically involved in new ways, but mentally as well (or else you’ll fall off). Sure, it won’t be easy (because if it were, then everyone would be in shape). But more importantly, it will be worth it. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time once again to take on the BOSU ball (I’ve named mine BOsu Jackson). Peace.

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5 Minute Plank: 2K10 Playoffs Edition

Sometimes when I’m watching high stakes live sports events on the ol’ LCD (i.e. Game 2 of the NBA Finals right now), it inspires me to get up off my butt and do something physical, because why the f*ck not? So tonight, I decided to revisit my elbow plank holding abilities to see exactly where they rank at the moment, having not done any extensive plank training since late last year/decade. So I put on a hard-hitting, super fresh DJ Premier mix and went to work (beginning with some breathing exercises for mental preparation).

(max 2 minute break in between sets)

Set 1 - 4:14

Set 2 - 3:14

Set 3 - 2:14 —-> Got the shakes at this point since my tiny muscles were shot

Set 4 - 1:23

Set 5 - 1:14

Cumulative plank time: 12:19

Edit: This was immediately followed by the rest of my workout, which is too boring to write about here. But it did involve deadlifts and Turkish getups if you’re wondering.

That cumulative time is nowhere near my best after 5 sets (that would be 15:31). However that first set time of 4 minutes and 14 seconds takes the bronze as my third best time ever attained while holding the elbow plank (4:20 and 5:15 are silver and gold times for me, respectively). It’s comforting to know that the training does stay with you to an extent, although it would be ideal if I kept up the training. Because maybe by now, I would have cracked the 6 minute barrier. And just by casually writing that last hypothetical line, I have ingrained it in my stubborn mind to somehow accomplish that fitness goal sometime this year. Uh oh.

*finishing off post-workout protein shake*

Tied 72-72 after the 3rd quarter (congrats to Ray-Ray for a NBA Finals record 8 buckets from downtown). Gonna go take a quick shower. Peace.

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Men’s Health Spartacus Workout (Video Review by Nat Jones)

All of the 10 exercises detailed in the video are meant to be done in a continuous circuit for 3 total circuits (60 secs for each exercise or 15 to 20 reps, 15 secs break in between sets, 2 minutes in between circuits).

So I’m gonna flip the fitness script a bit and give this highly intense routine a shot tonight. And if I’m not back here in a couple of days…just wait longer.

Side note: Spartacus: Blood and Sand (by Starz in New Zealand and airing in Canada on TMN HD) is a purely fun and mindless hoot with more over-the-top gratuitous gore and nudity than you can shake a fighting stick at (it’s also executive-produced by Evil Dead creators Sam Raimi and Robert “Rip” Tapert). However I don’t think they were using such modern vulgar vernacular like “c*ck” and “c*nt” so liberally back in the days of ancient Rome. Oh, and if they were to cut out all of the slow motion sequences, each hour long ep would probably be 35 minutes tops. Still, it’s a lot of fun and with 10 eps in the books, the pace hasn’t really slowed down at all. Airing Monday evenings with repeats on Wednesdays.

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Push Ups: And another session…

Tried out my luck again with the timeless push up exercise (which never goes out of style). And on a night when the legendary William Shatner was hosting an episode of RAW that featured only the 2nd appearance this year (and in the last 12 years, for that matter) of the legendary Bret Hart, you know I just had to get my ass in gear and work out while watching these Canadian icons do their thing (the fitness stars were aligning somewhat). And here’s what happened:

*slight stretching and breathing exercises before beginning*

*briefly put on an unreleased album mix featuring: Pharrell & The Yessirs - Out Of My Mind and J Dilla - Pay Jay*

(max out on every set; 5-7 minute break in between sets)

80

60

50

40

The first set took about 1.5 minutes to complete. I was straight blazing through the first 40 (I HAD TO, or else the muscle failure monster would get me…I’m so scared). A fast breathing rhythm matching the equally fast push up pace was essential. And evidently, this is only the 5th time ever that I cracked the 80 consecutive push ups barrier (and that includes hitting my all-time high of 104). Pleased I am with these results, no doubt.

And just so that my lower body didn’t feel left out, I super-setted the last 3 sets with 10-12 dumbbell lunges per leg (front and side) so the breaks there were more like 10 minutes. I know, I’m so lazy ;) Again, this further proves my point that the 100 Push Ups training really sticks with you. And to me, it feels more like a mental gain than physical (although I imagine it’s a combination of both). It’s like I KNOW I can do X amount of push ups, so what’s the f*ckin problem, yo? [/mental process]

I think I’ve mentioned this before, but it helps that I do the reps as fast as I can, so long as the arms bend at 90 degrees and I go through the full range of motion. This approach isn’t going to work for everyone though considering that performing at an elevated speed burns even more energy. But I somehow manage to burn potential energy like a rocket loaded with a chain reaction of firecrackers (resulting in a second wind late in the game). So fast reps are my way of maximizing all that power before it dissipates, or “running away from the muscle failure monster”, as I like put it (thinking that you’re being chased does wonders). Anyways, this was definitely a productive session. Should sleep like a baby tonight…and wake up feeling like a sore, old man (until the muscles repair themselves, of course). Happy Groundhog Day!

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9 Least Effective Exercises - WebMD

Resistance training > cardiovascular exercise

Although cardio is also very important, building muscle mass is just as effective (in particular, circuit training kills both exercise birds with one intense stone) and gives you more bang for your fitness buck by increasing your metabolism (i.e. fit muscles can burn more calories even when you’re sitting comfortably still while finishing off that huge TV show box set…which in my case would be the indescribable crime drama perfection that is The Wire: The Complete Series).

Edit: In what has become a much different start to 2K10 in comparison to 2K9 (which, so far, has been my fittest year ever), I’m coming off of a crappy week and a half filled with dry hack attacks and nighttime cough wars (needed to take prescribed Tussionex pills at night to knock me out, which was fun). Worked out for the first time last night since initially getting sick in order to give a boost to my immune system and speed up the recovery process. And it already seems to be working. Hopefully, I should be completely recovered in a few more days. *cough*

Along with its benefits, [Tussionex] may rarely cause abnormal drug-seeking behavior (addiction). This risk may be increased if you have abused alcohol or drugs in the past.

So now they tell me. But yeah, I can totally see why that is; this is some good sh!t (codeine FTW). Damn, I only got 4 pills left…

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Pull-ups/Squats: Just checkin’ in…

“I play real sports. I’m not trying to be the best at exercising.” - Kenny Powers aka Dr. Cock-n-Balls

HBO Canada HD re-aired Eastbound and Down Season 1 a few nights back and I couldn’t help but get sucked into the unrelenting hilarity again (I never copped the DVD, so this is the first time I’ve peeped the series since its Feb debut). Feenin’ for a Season 2 even more now (Fall 2010 seems to be the distant projected date). But on the real/reg, I find that above quote hilarious. More so because nowadays, I spend way more time exercising than actually playing real sports (unfortunately, playing PS3 doesn’t count).

Speaking of which, to show that I haven’t completely abandoned the hours that I put into achieving the 20 pull-ups, 200 squats and 100 push ups plateau throughout this past year, I’ve decided to check in and see where my abilities currently reside in respect to those classic exercises. Of course, I don’t at all expect to hit those above totals since they came directly after weeks of consistent training (which I haven’t been doing since reaching the intended goals months ago). In any event, let the max out re-testing begin!

Note: I already tried this re-test with the push-ups 2 months ago. And I hit 75 in a row. I’m quite happy with that. Now…LET’S GOOOO!!!

Squats: 114 squats, followed by 2 sets of weighted lunges (20 reps/set). 114 tuckered me out.

half hour intermission (spent most of it watching Hitchcock’s Rear Window on TCM HD)

Pull-ups: 17, 10, 9.5 (2-3 minute break in between sets)

Cool. So it appears that my biggest drop off occurred with the squats (but 200 is a high freakin’ number, so can you blame me?). Regardless, nailing over one hundred consecutive squats is something to be proud of (you may think it sounds easy because no weights are involved, but by 50 squats in a row I guarantee you will start to slow down). As always, breathing is important, which you also have a lot of time to do if you’ve fallen flat on your back due to the exhaustion (happened to me again, but I wasn’t frozen for 10 minutes like I was after doing 200 in a row once upon a time).

I’m pleasantly surprised for reaching 17 pull-ups (which is only 3 away from the magic 20…but 8 away from my all-time high in June). To be fair, the final 2 reps were not perfect form at all (thankfully, no one was watching my non-graceful struggle). Still, the point of all of this is to illustrate that the training does stick with you (in particular, mentally) and will definitely push your normal rep max up numerous levels (considering that 20, 200 and 100 are considered extreme peaks). Not sure how I’m gonna top all of this (not to mention my reaching the 5 minute plank plateau) in 2010. But I’ll come up with something within reason (or maybe I’ll do the programs again, considering that those exercise moves never go out of style). So to all of you who are drinking tonight (like myself), may we all toast to our health in the upcoming and fast-approaching decade. And hey, it doesn’t hurt to do 20 push ups per drink (buzzed/drunken push ups FTW!).

A gift I received for Christmas 2K8 (yes, I actually put exercise equipment on my list that year). And I definitely got (the gift-giver’s) money’s worth with this one. So long as you have an available door for mounting, you’re all set for some rewarding physical (and mental) punishment.

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More Philly related (or “a-Philly-ated”) goodness. This time from Rocky II comes my favourite training montage in the beloved Rocky series (or any movie series, for that matter). The intense images combined with Bill Conti’s legendary score just fires you up something fierce (one-handed pull-ups/push-ups are straight gangsta, son!). Case in point, I was peeping Rocky II on HDNet and eventually this scene came up. And immediately after watching Sly do his thing, I felt obligated to get up off my net-surfing/multi-grain nacho-eating/suiCider-drinking ass and do the following moves in one continuous circuit (more or less):

  • 30 push ups
  • 20 squats
  • 20 V sit-ups
  • 10 pull-ups
  • 10 burpies
  • 3 minute elbow plank
  • Chop wood outside (kidding)

Whew(and a half)! And hey, did you know: the championship bout scenes in Rocky II were filmed in backwards continuity? Meaning that both Weathers and Stallone started with all of the bloody, battered make-up on in Round 15, then swiftly stripped the layers off as the fight traveled back in time to Round 1 (narrative-wise). Makes sense since you wouldn’t want to waste valuable production time carefully putting the make-up on in between rounds, especially with a capacity crowd of extras waiting around inside the Philadelphia Spectrum. No, you most definitely would not want that (time = dolla-dolla bills, y’all).

In any event, it all paid off as the fictional bout (which took 8 months to edit in post) was the closest and most exciting (IMO) fight in the entire series…despite the great lack of realism in that 90% of the punches landed (haha). But fighting is so much more entertaining when it’s a scripted art form, I find (because the action, drama and story arc are all meticulously built in, see?). Go pro-wrestling!

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The New (Media) Workout Plan:

Every time you open a new tab to check out one of the following websites, stop. Get up from your computer and do the exercise associated with the site you were going to visit. After you complete the exercise, you can reward yourself by going to the website.

Courtesy of Patrick Moberg (author of the reblogged phenomenon: Internet Vices)

Excellent idea. And although I can’t say that I will remember to perform the corresponding exercise EVERY single time that each condition is met, I’ll try to try (c) Bart Simpson

However, I would like to make the following substitutions as per my browsing habits:

  • Facebook —-> The Auteurs
  • Flickr —-> Last.fm
  • Twitter —-> Any message board

And while I’m at it, allow me to supercharge this impromptu workout just a tiny bit:

  • 25 sit ups —-> 12 V-sit ups
  • 25 arm circles —-> 10 pull-ups
  • 20 toe touches —-> 20 squats
  • 10 push ups —-> 20 push ups
  • 10 jumping jacks —-> 10 burpees
  • Jog in place for 1 min —-> Hold elbow plank for 1 min

*pointing finger gun* NOW you’re on the trolley. Happy (and healthy) surfing!

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The 5 Minute Plank Challenge - Week 2, Session 2

Remain horizontal at all costs! (take a 2-3 minute break in between sets)

Set 1 - 5:15

Set 2 - 2:43

Set 3 - 2:34

Set 4 - 2:37

Set 5 - 2:22

Cumulative Plank Time - 15:31

Oh, wait a minute. *record scratching* Let’s read that first one back: 5 minutes and 15 seconds? Yes, that’s not a typo. I’ve apparently completed the challenge after 5 sessions over the course of about 2 weeks (or 19 days from the first session to be exact). How utterly anti-climactic to anyone reading this. However I am pleasantly surprised as well as kind of in disbelief that it came so easy…well, it wasn’t easy (I was shaking up a storm in the last 40 seconds), but I’m definitely ahead of schedule. And notice how I didn’t mail in sets 2-5 despite reaching my goal in the first set (I was consciously shooting for the 15 minute cumulative mark). I was tempted to not even do anymore sets, but I guess the juices were pumping so may as well use that energy flow to push things forward.

What’s more is that I only got 4 hours of sleep last night. So enduring intensive physical activity after getting little sleep seems to be a growing pattern around these parts (but at least I ate something this time out and wasn’t hungover). And I was going to do a detailed writeup of what was going through my mind throughout the duration (much like I did with the other endurance challenges that I’ve conquered in this banner year for personal fitness), but really, I just kinda stayed suspended in the plank position for over 5 minutes (while only looking at my G-Shock 4 times, which helped mentally). My initial target was 4:34, but then I just kept pushing further. I focused intensely on my breathing and kept fighting the feeling of giving up while trying not to move at all as I went toe to toe with our old friend gravity. Plus, a few MJ demos and extended remixes were playing on the Hi-fi for effective musical motivation (thanks again, Mike!).

So that about sums it up. And if there was any doubt that I even did this, the soreness that I’m already feeling is proof that my body was pushed to the limit. Good times. And on that great note, time to have some fun this weekend and celebrate. Happy Friday!

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Pull-Ups Session (just for the hell of it).

I was feeling lucky this afternoon for some reason. And with a couple of hours to go before we all go out to celebrate my parents’ 33 wonderful years of wedded bliss, I decided to prop up my Power Gym onto the door way and, without hesitation, proceeded to do as many pull-ups as I could with no warm-ups.

I cut a blazing fast pace early on, my breathing was great and consistent. And surprisingly, I felt no signs of slowing down until the late teens, but even then I had yet to reach total muscle failure. OK, I said to my body, this our best chance to push higher than we’ve ever reached before (pull-up wise). And so it played out like this…

*breathe in*

19…*breathe out*

*breathe in*

20…*breathe out*

*breathe in*

21…*breathe out*

*breathe in*

22…*breathe out*

*breathe in*

23…*breathe out*

*breathe in*

24…*breathe out*

*breathe in*

…..

..2-5 (a new personal record!!!)…*breathe out*

*thud*

Then I got up and went to do some deadlifts and more pull-ups in alternating supersets (and am doing some hanging leg raises now to top things off in between typing these sentences). But that first set was the highlight, no doubt. I anticipate a big dinner tonight, so at least the piles of food and drinks will go toward building this small frame of mine (despite all of this fitness talk, I am NOT a big guy, trust me).

So I guess there is something to be said about resting your muscles long enough so that they will actually improve. Because I stopped my 20 Pull-Ups training weeks ago and only took it to the pull up bar twice since then (because, as you can see, I’ve been busy with the 100 push ups and 200 squats programs). Or maybe all the push ups I’ve been doing have gone some ways into improving my upper body strength? Or is it the Vitamin Water? Maybe just plain old hard work? All of the above, most likely. Have a great weekend, everyone!

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Walk The Plank

So tonight during my workout (just a few seconds ago, actually), I held the plank position for a new personal best time of 2 minutes and 34 seconds (2:34). I know that’s not a world record. But the fact that I’m having a bit of trouble typing this post because my arms are shot tells me that it’s somewhere I’ve never been (and I just HAD to post about it ASAP…I know, I’m so interesting). OK, back to the next set. Excuse me for a moment.

ps. To time myself, I used the stopwatch on my sexy iPod Touch, which motivated me even more to push beyond 2 minutes. I didn’t want to let her down, you see?

Update: My workout for tonight is now over. And to cap it off, I’m gonna throw back a brewskie. Why? THIS is why. Ahhhhh, refreshing AND replenishing.

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