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"Astonishment is our natural state of mind." - Paul Harris.

"Style is what an artist uses to fascinate the beholder in order to convey to him his feelings and emotions and thoughts." - Stanley Kubrick.

"Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it." - Bruce Lee.

"If ya ears hurt, you shouldn't listen. That means you artificial and my style'll poison ya brain tissue." - Black Thought

"I also believed that comics were capable of more than just making people laugh. So in my themes I incorporated tears, grief, anger, and hate, and I created stories where the ending was not always happy." - Osamu Tezuka

“Whaaa?” Can’t help but shake my head that Community (whose recent Christmas ep “Regional Holiday Music” brilliantly parodied Glee with an Invasion of the Body Snatchers style plot) now sits on the shelf, presumably located somewhere on the island of misfit toys (while shows like the aforesaid Glee continue airing to relatively high ratings). In any misguided event, I feel that this viddy deserves to be posted every holiday season (and I will try to try).

“Boopy doopy doop boop SEX.”

Also: Boop boop bedoo

(Source: warmingglow.uproxx.com)

#Alison Brie#Community#Happy Holidays#Regional Holiday Music#Silly Christmas Baby#Diminishing Returns#Funny
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New eps of Community just can’t come quick enough!

New eps of Community just can’t come quick enough!

#Alison Brie#Community#Animated gifs
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Alison Brie: Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads, “Cheese sandwich $3.50. Chicken sandwich $4.50. Handjob $5.” He checks his wallet and calls over the waitress. He asks, “Are you the one who does the handjob?” She smiles at him seductively and says, “I am.” He says, “Well, wash your friggin’ hands. I want a cheese sandwich.” New eps of the lead-off batter and the most interesting/slept on part of NBC’s mega Thursday night lineup begin next week. Until then, you have this picture (and accompanying dirty joke) to keep you company.

Alison Brie: Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads, “Cheese sandwich $3.50. Chicken sandwich $4.50. Handjob $5.” He checks his wallet and calls over the waitress. He asks, “Are you the one who does the handjob?”

She smiles at him seductively and says, “I am.”

He says, “Well, wash your friggin’ hands. I want a cheese sandwich.”

New eps of the lead-off batter and the most interesting/slept on part of NBC’s mega Thursday night lineup begin next week. Until then, you have this picture (and accompanying dirty joke) to keep you company.

#Alison Brie#Community#Funny
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“Hotchie Motchie!” (c) Jay Sherman

ALISON BRIE SINGS ‘SANTA BABY’ | Warming Glow

#Alison Brie#Santa Baby#Christmas Idol#Comedy#xmas#2007
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