So what does one do upon purchasing a bottle of Patrón Silver? Well, join the newly launched Patrón Social Club, that’s what. It’s actually free to join, but if you own a bottle, you can ID it (by entering the unique handwritten number on the side of the bottle) and get a detailed breakdown of the contents, amongst other bottle-owning exclusivities. From the site:
When you ID a bottle, we know you’re a true Patrón enthusiast - and you never know how we’ll show our appreciation
Oooh! Hopefully in a very sexy way. Now, here are the precise details of my bottle:
Perfection comes in many different sizes, shapes and colors.
Here’s everything you ever wanted to know about your bottle of Patrón Silver.
Harvested Year: 2006
The size of the agave head (piña) is not as important as its sugar content (at least 24% or higher is preferred).
Distilled Date: 2006
Each batch of Patrón Silver is fine-filtered and balanced under the supervision of renowned master distiller Francisco Alcarez.
Bottle Crafted Date: 2006
Just like fingerprints, no two bottles are the same. An artisan schooled in the art of glassmaking individually handcrafts each bottle of Patrón Silver.
Field Location: Tepatitlán
20°34’00”N, 103°40’35”W, in the highlands of Jalisco, Mexico - a hilly region 7,500 feet above sea level, and the perfect place for growing blue agave, the same agave used in every bottle of Patrón.
In addition to numerous flash-based articles covering the gamut of fashion, music, summer party ideas and premium drinking culture, the social club contains a large assortment of Patrón approved mixed cocktail suggestions, which reminds me that I need to stock up on certain fruit juices, citrus fruits and perhaps some soda water.
And hey, apparently there’s going to be a G-Shock/Patrón event in NYC on the 5th of August featuring a performance by Mr. “by his-self, he so impressed”. Dope, cuz I’ve got a G-Shock on my left wrist and a bottle of Patrón in my right hand, so that should be enough to get me in, right? Oh wait, I’m short one plane ticket to The Planet aka NYC (d’uh-oh). In any event, this premium Mexican spirit has officially become my 2K9 summer drink (if you remember, last year it was Pernod Absinthe).
Strangely enough, despite my overwhelming praise for this track, I had never posted this music video before (not that anyone ever noticed, myself included). Sure, you can easily track it down for yourself (or maybe even catch it on the actual tube). However, since there was never a video made for my number one Planet Neptunes selection. the viddy for #2 should fill the void quite nicely (although to be honest, they’re both number 1 in my book).
Filmed in the tropical paradise of Rio De Janeiro, Brasil comes this music video for undoubtedly one of the greatest summer jams of all-time. Broadus and Williams, whilst surrounded by exotic hotties, ham it up for the cam to a certified Neptunes masterpiece (with a brief video-exclusive surprise jam during the breakdown). This video = summer. Uh-uh-uh-ohh-ohhhhh…
P.S. Obrigado is Brazilian for thank you or thanks.
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The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibia$e! Complete with the MFing Million Dollar Belt!!!
Cue the maniacal laughter.