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April 2009

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Think having children will make you happy? - Vol. 22, Part 4 ( April 2009) → thepsychologist.org.uk

Think again… – you’re experiencing a focusing illusion.

Behold the magical wonders of life. But honestly, it’s a good read. Take what you want from it.

These findings are, of course, extremely depressing. Yet perhaps they represent something we know deep down to be true: Raising children is probably the toughest and the dullest job in the world. But what if we do not give in to this comfortable illusion? What if all of us decided one day – for the sake of our own personal happiness – not to have children any more? Then chances are that the future will stop at our generation, which is perhaps worse beyond our comprehension.

Touché.

Mar 31, 2009
#Having Kids

March 2009

81 posts

Director’s Cut of Bruno an NC-17, Corporate Censorship Now Inevitable | /Film → slashfilm.com

The MPAA: Over-the-top violence-loving, sexually repressed and homophobic morons, sanitizing/ruining potentially great films by the hour (but I’ll be damned if they don’t help to spike those unrated DVD sales). I clearly cannot wait to see SBC’s latest in all its theatrical goodness. But I’m sure that the film’s target audience doesn’t need to be protected and undoubtedly wants the NC-17 cut to grace the big screens so the fans can enjoy the full product together in one huge comedic orgy party (Borat first night was a riot with the crowds).

And if profit margins are the issue (which they probably are), maybe it’s time to treat the NC-17 rating like the 18A “Hard R” rating here in Canada. Lighten the rules regarding the ridiculous NC-17 advertising/screening restrictions and just play the f*cking movie! Remove the financial destroying stigma of the NC-17 rating and forget about protecting the kids (they can see anything they want to on the interwebs anyway, right?). Let their parents decide what they should be watching. Hell, bring back the X rating. So long as the film is actually playing, the money WILL come, trust (especially for a film with the well-hyped notoriety of this one).

But I guess that open-mindedness is one of the reasons why I don’t work for the MPAA. And thank God, because bestowing myself with the God-given responsibility to single-handedly decide what’s best for the movie-going audiences, thereby saving them from themselves, is too taxing a duty for me to take on. Someone protect me!

Mar 31, 2009
#Bruno #NC-17 #Rating
Mar 31, 2009
Will try to hang tough tonight...

So I’ll be accompanying my sister to the New Kids On The Block concert this evening. Which will make it a whopping 2 times that I’ve seen them dudes in the past 6 months (saw them also in Sept. ‘08 in Toronto). Why? I promised my sister that if she could get tix to the show, that I would keep her company.

That was a promise I made last summer regarding the Fall reunion tour. I didn’t know that NKOTB would be coming to Ottawa in the Spring. So my sister surprised me with the fact that she nailed tix for tonight’s show as well. While pretty much expecting me to fill out that other seat. So like a good little brother, I obliged. And much like in September, I fully expect the crowd to be filled with screaming grown women in their late 20’s to early 30’s that are married and/or pregnant. Lovely.

Looks like I’ll be Hangin’ Tough with the 20oz glasses of beer tonight zing!

PS. Also of note, this is my first post created via the Tumblr iPhone App from the infamous App Store. Which means…yes, I recently successfully jailbroke to iPod Touch software 2.2.1. More on this supreme awesomeness later. Peace.

Mar 30, 2009
IDK what movie this gif is from, but...holy $#!+.

Although it IS only a film, just thought I’d give you guys a gore warning anyway before you watch the gif in all its animated gory (over and over and over).

Thanks, afrojacks!

Mar 30, 2009
#School Girls #Subway Train #Suicide Club #BestOfThe2000
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Mar 29, 2009
#Funny #Innuendo #Kids Show #Rainbow #Twanger #BestOfThe2000
Week 6, Night 2 (The Earth Hour of Power)

Pull-ups (based on 17 max rep level)

11

12

13 (split into mini-sets of 7 and 6)

14 (split into mini-sets of 7, 4 and 3) —-> BRUTAL

15 (split into mini-sets of 10 and 5)

(90 sec rest in between sets…clearly my favourite rest period interval)

My endurance still sucks as that’s the most mini-sets I’ve ever broken down any session into (I gotta be honest). But to be fair, this was easily the most challenging and plentiful session to date (well yeah, it’s the penultimate session). And that 90 second rest period has never been kind to me. Funny thing is that my energy levels were incredible in the first 2 sets. To the point where, after I did my first 11 reps (which felt so crisp and confident), I felt that I could do, I don’t know, 7 more reps? Looks like that burned out quickly (at least I was able to include a full body workout after all the pull-ups were finished…well, after a much needed water break).

That initial energy burst is what I’m focusing on now, since (if I may re-iterate) the main goal is to plow through 20 pull-ups in one set (and one set only). All of this difficult endurance training is building up to that. Maybe I’ll just eat a whole lot of complex (edit: simple and sugary) carbs and down a gallon of water (nature’s steroids) a half an hour before I take the final test (than take a piss to lighten the load…haha). Still one more session left before I’m eligible to make that attempt though. Thanks for coming along on the ride with me (if you actually read this all the way ‘til the end).

Mar 28, 2009
#Twenty Pull-ups Challenge #Earth Hour
Late Night w/ The Roots & N*E*R*D

Notes for the midnight March 28th ep:

  • How old is Ted Danson? (rhettorical question; I know how old he is generally) Because during his segment, he was acting like a crotchety 87 year old (and treating Fallon like he was 5…which he sometimes acts like). The widdle bit became funny when Tariq joined the fray (and swiftly “widdled” a drumstick for ?uestlove). And this is the first time I’ve heard of widdling. Is it supposed to be like knitting for guys or something? Edit: And Black Thought singing, then reciting/scatting the lyrics to the Cheers theme song was hilarious.
  • I was expecting an original (if kind of annoying) bit from Armisen (edit: who came out to Curtis Mayfield’s Freddie’s Dead, Roots style) and got just that. Not sure if they let ?uestlove know that Fred was going to ?uestion (under the guise of the bit) Mr. Thompson’s un?uestionable and incomparable drumming skills. He looked genuinely like “WTF you just say to me?”
  • N*E*R*D debuts their new single (or maybe an old single that’s never been released) entitled “Soldier”. No Pharrell & The Yessirs live reunion unfortunately. As for the new joint, the only part I was feeling was Chad’s saxophone playing (Rump Shaker style, considering he DID play the Public Enemy-sampled sax melody for Teddy Riley in that legendary track, while P wrote one of the verses). Everything else just seemed like an overly hyped up, too high of a tempo, moshing mess (not sure what genre of music they were trying to channel). Believe it or not, I haven’t drooled over everything The Neptunes have touched (and this is one of them). Maybe I need to hear a proper studio version of it.
  • Funny that Pharrell shouted out The Roots first, then Jimmy boy (even though it’s his show). At the end, it looked like P and ?uesto were exchanging pleasantries from a distance. And when The Legendary went into the awesome Late Night theme song, I noticed Skateboard P just chillin’ and soaking in the theme. And with a look on his face like: “A band the calibre of The Roots is finally gettin’ some mainstream shine on a national TV show? Unbelievable!” Yeah, I can interpret that kind of thought from the slightest eyebrow raise. But he was definitely pondering on something while watching The Roots kill it as usual (wonder if he’s ever been to one of their ridiculously unsurpassed live shows that clueless music fans everywhere continue to sleep on).
  • 2 of my Top 3 favourite bands on the same show = great stuff all around for a Friday night/Saturday morning ep. Happy weekend!
Mar 28, 2009
#The Roots #N*E*R*D #Late Night
Mar 27, 2009
#Shadows #Spring #Outdoors
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Nas - N.Y. State of Mind

DJ Premier: Right at the beginning of the record, when he says, “Straight out the dungeons of rap, where fake niggas don’t make it back.” And then there’s kind of like a silence, where the music is building up, and you hear Nas go, “I don’t know how to start this shit.” He just wrote it, and he was trying to figure out how to format it, like when to come in. I’m waving at him in the control room like, “Look at me, go in for the count.” So right when he looks up and sees me counting, he just jumps in. He did the whole first verse in one take, and I remember when he finished the first verse, he stopped and said, “Does that sound cool?” And we were all like, “Oh my God!” It was like, I don’t even care what else you write.


From XXL’s 15 year retrospective of hip hop’s perfect album: Illmatic. On newsstands now.

Bonus: XXLmag.com interview with the man himself, reminiscing on his revolutionary debut album 15 years later.

Mar 26, 2009
#15 Years #Illmatic #Nas #BestOfThe2000
“A monthly fee for people to write on the internet “im in mah kitchin, eatin a sammich lolololololol” —Funny Digg comment regarding Twitter’s upcoming pro paid accounts (which seem to be targeted at firms and businesses). But still, the service is so silly, so useless, so played out (actually, it’s become played out to say that Twitter’s played out). And for the record, this shall be the first and last Twitter/Twatter related post on this tumblelog (you can hold me to that and use the search function if you like).
Mar 26, 2009
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Mar 26, 2009
#Astro Boy #Movie Trailer
The AP, OBAMA & Referencing - Obey Giant → obeygiant.com

This case has raised many issues, including the use of references in art. Some of my earlier works have been attacked by some as “plagiarism”. I think reference is an important part of communication and it has been common practice in the art world. When I flipped through the Christie’s auction house catalog from November 2008 I found many pieces that are based on reference or appropriation. Most are selling for over $100,000. Some are more clever than others, but these are all works that are at auction being taken very seriously. Take a look. - Shepard Fairey

This article was a good read. Well said as usual, Shepard, and best of luck with the pointless trial. Referencing is simply the art world’s version of sampling. And hip hop as an art form would not exist without the ability to sample or reference existing works and utilize them in a new framework or concept (such as chopping a sample up beyond recognition to create a completely different composition). Much like a masterful producer, the man behind the OBEY brand is simply using existing elements and putting his own creative spin on things while simultaneously shedding light on the original art piece or photograph that probably wouldn’t have been so greatly recognized in the first place.

Furthermore, I can’t tell you how much I’ve grown musically from digging for the original sources that my favourite producers have sampled, thereby expanding my own music IQ as well as gaining an appreciation for how they flipped it. Both referencing and sampling are necessary for the arts to evolve, be it visually, musically or otherwise. And that’s not misappropriation or plagiarism; that’s reinvention and redefinition. Get with the times, art world.

No idea’s original. There’s nothing new under the sun. It’s never what you do, but how it’s done. - Nasir Jones

Mar 26, 2009
#Obey #Shepard Fairey #Referencing #Sampling #Obama
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Mar 26, 2009
#McDonald's #Pharrell #The Neptunes #Breakfast
Week 6, Night 1 (Remix)

Pull-ups (based on 17 max rep level)

7

7

8

8

9

10

12 (split into mini-sets of 6, 4 and 2 + 2 more for good measure)

(120 sec rest in between sets…just the way I like it)

My second attempt at the first session of the final week…and endurance is still a problem. Although technically, the goal IS to reach 20 pull-ups in a row and not do multiple sets of 20 (if so, shoot me now). So as long as I’m mentally (and physically) prepared to go balls out for one set (next week), 20 appears to be attainable. Anyways, as you can see, I ran out of gas in the middle of tonight’s last set (after the first 6, I said “f*ck it” and let go). Night 2 is currently uncharted territory for me. With that said, looking forward to it!

Mar 26, 2009
#Twenty Pull-ups Challenge
Mar 25, 20091 note
Late Night with The Roots (and Chartreuse)

Notes for the March 25th ep:

  • Rachel Maddow came out to a perfect rendition of N*E*R*D’s Brain by The Roots (there’s an awesome first for late night TV). I wish they played the composition out longer as I would’ve loved to hear the whole thing. Rachel then gave props to the house band like many of the guests have (they are THAT good, people).
  • To conclude Rachel’s segment, she and Jimmy made a couple of Bijou cocktails, each of which contains a jigger of Chartreuse Green (amongst many other hard liquors). Rachel even briefly went into the history of the drink (regarding the monks and all that stuff I linked to the other day). And when she said that it tastes like hell on its own, she was spot on.
  • Personal side note: I tried a shot of Chartreuse on the rocks the other night and it took me 20 minutes to force it all down (and I wasn’t taking my time like I would with a glass of Gold Label). It was so disgustingly complex and one of the most vile liquids I’ve ever consumed. Next time I’m definitely shooting it in one gulp (Death Proof style), straight outta the freezer with no ice (along with some brave buddies who are also up to the challenge). It would probably help if I was drunk first.
  • For John Cena, The Roots played The Champ by Mohawks (a classic hip hop break). I thought it would be funny if they played M.O.P.’s Ante Up considering that John’s WWE entrance theme illegally (and very openly) samples that track. John pointed to The Roots as well in a props-giving fashion (who’s the real star of the show?).
  • Another night, another great ep of Late Night (musically).
Mar 25, 2009
#Chartreuse #Jimmy Fallon #Late Night #The Roots #BestOfThe2000
Mar 24, 2009
#Astro Boy #Movie Poster #BestOfThe2000
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Mar 24, 2009
#Punch-Out #Wii #Trailer
Scratch: The Ultimate DJ or DJ Hero?

A couple of Kotaku links to peruse before I have my little say:

Rumor: DJ Shadow, Daft Punk To Feature In DJ Hero

Scratch: The Ultimate DJ Impressions

DJ Shadow and Daft Punk (both rumoured) on the DJ Hero side. Mix Master Mike, Numark mixers and a classic Gorillaz track making the playlist on the Scratch side. Based solely on these very early rumours/impressions, it looks like I’m slowly leaning towards Scratch. What with the solid involvement of both Mix Master Mike and the Numark brand together, the experience should actually be quite authentic. Would I be up to the challenge though? Or do I need a dumbed down experience? Those are the questions. The tracklisting will go quite far in determining who I eventually side with. Will keep my eyes peeled on the reviews as the summer release approaches. Either way, I’ve been waiting a LONG time for a great turntable-based rhythm game (and yes, I completely missed the boat on Beatmania for the PS2).

Mar 24, 2009
#Scratch #The Ultimate DJ #DJ Hero
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