Hello. My name is Juan. What’s really good, yo? Hey, where did you get that brownie? You Make a Great First Impression You can handle almost any social situation with grace, even the tricky ones. Strangers often find you charming and interesting. You are often remembered fondly. Even if you’re not naturally outgoing, you can make conversation with anyone if you need to. Whether you...
DVD Times - Ingmar Bergman dies at 89 →
Another film great. Gone. The Seventh Seal will remain firmly planted in my Top 20 of all-time.
I really miss Rock.
I’m full of tasty orange filling! Your Inner Color is Orange Your Personality: A total daredevil, you’ll try any thrill. You’re easily bored and you prefer to be on the go. You in Love: You see love as an adventure, and you find most women dull. You need someone who challenges you! Your Career: Your ideal job is flexible, fun, and maybe a little dangerous. You have the makings...
The Tab Effect →
On some next sh!t.
I present to you...
My Simpsons universe counterpart… EL JUANO Not too shabby. Now go ahead and Simpsonize YOU.
DVD Times - Warner Home Video Director's Series:... →
Oh sh!t. This is the set I’ve been waiting 8 long years for. Special features on a Kubrick film? Just hook it to my veins!
Thighs Wide Shut →
Happy 79th Birthday Stanley! Continue to R.I.P. We miss you!
Apple CFO hints at possibly big "product... →
Fantastic. Now give me my touchscreen iPod! With Bluetooth preferably. Before December please. In exchange, I’ve got some nice shiny dollars you can have. You like dollars, don’t you Apple?
This is perhaps the first time that I have ever found Criss Angel entertaining. Wonderfully sequenced routine with a great double climax ending.
Okayplayer.com Boards: Just Beat It →
?uestlove gives us all a very detailed history and very privileged insider view on beat-making, beat-jacking and beat-tributes. Sparked from a recent debate on whether or not Kanye was paying tribute to Dilla on Common’s Finding Forever. One of the best posts I’ve ever read from the man. God bless him.
It took me forever to find this...
My initial track-by-track reactions (these could change in the coming weeks): Intro: Laid back, mellow, short. The keys set the tone. Nothing really complicated. Start The Show: Does as advertised. Very different production from Kanye (who’s on the hook). Makes you think of the Ringling Bros. in a way. Although I seemed to like the Low End Theory-esque manner that the Be title track set...
I dare you to try and not laugh. Courtesy of GiggleSugar.
I’m an out-of-practice magician [laughs]…I was quite the wunderkind...– Director, Actor, Illusionist: Orson Welles
Now I KNOW you’re gonna dig this! Two-wooooo!
Disney gone blue? Score: 80% (8 out of 10) Cool quiz matching Disney films with their questionable material. Missed a perfect score by that much.
And now in direct contrast to that Sesame Street vid that I posted yesterday is this little NSFW viddy highlighting one of my favourite sex scenes from any film (don’t press play if you’re at work; cover your eyes if you’re a prude). The very lovely Twin Peaks beauty, Madchen Amick, doing her thing in Dreamlover (Spader, you lucky bastard). This brings back some great mid-90s...
Cue Flock Of Doves: PS3 Stranglehold Gets High Def... →
3 Reasons that will signal my eventual acquisition of a PS3: PS1. Detailed in the above link is the long awaited reunion of John Woo and Chow Yun-Fat. Stranglehold is the continuing story of Tequila in this video game sequel to the greatest action movie of all time (IMO), 1992’s Hard Boiled. And best of all is the inclusion of said legendary film on Blu-Ray to go along with the game! Watch...
Uber: Just Douche It - The Top 10 Douche Bags In... →
I completely agree.
Your Seduction Style: The Charismatic You’re beyond seductive, you’re downright magnetic! You live life and approach seduction on a grand scale. You have an inner self confidence and energy that most people lack. It’s these talents that make you seem extraordinary - and you truly are! What Is Your Seduction Style?Wurrrrrrrrd?
You Are Japanese Food Strange yet delicious. Contrary to popular belief, you’re not always eaten raw. What Kind of Food Are You?
The war against douchebaggery is a war we must not lose!
You Are From Uranus You shine with brilliant creativity, and you’re more than a little eccentric. You love everything unusual and shocking. You’re one far-out chick or dude. Anything unconventional excites you - and you have genius potential. Just don’t let your rebel side get the best of you, or else you’ll alienate everyone. Your original thinking and funky attitude is...
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More Kwik-E-Mart heady goodness!
X-Entertainment Visits The KWIK-E-MART!!! →
Each one of these 11 locations is like the Mecca for Simpsons fans. Speaking of which, July 27, The Simpsons Movie FINALLY hits.
How To Sell A Wrestling Move: Example #1 - The Rock vs. Stone Cold at WrestleMania 17
Kwik-E-Mart, Coquitlam, BC
Must. Find. Way. To. This. Kwik-E-Mart. Before. End. Of. Summer. Edit: Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Another edit: I dooooooooooooooo!
Your Rising Sign is Aries You’re full of energy - and people look to you to get the party started. Confident and honest, you’ll be the one to say what everyone is thinking. You are easily bored, and you always find unique ways to do things. You don’t just dream it, you do it. And that’s why you’re so successful. Too intense for some, often times people are...
I’ve been posting a lot of vids lately. Sorry for the lack of creativity. Anyways, here’s another one. Mean Gene Okerlund interviewing Dr. David “the man who slapped John Stossel” Schultz back in the early 80s in the AWA. “What’s wrong with you, Gene?”