F-Zero (1991)
My proudest achievement: 1’ 46” 83 on Death Wind I w/ the Fire Stingray (best lap = 20” 50). However Red Canyon II has always been my favourite course to race. And IMO, the F stands for Fan-tastic!
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In general, you’re very happy being single.
Push Ups (max out on every set):
30
(5 min break)
40
(5 min break)
50
(5 min break)
65
(6 min break)
40
(10 min break)
62
(7 min break)
42
Sadly, no personal records were broken tonight. The heart was there. But the body was not. I actually didn’t start to give it my all until the 4th set (which would explain the 30, 40, 50 set pattern). By then, I just kept going further and further, waiting for that endurance magic to show up so I could kick it into overdrive. But alas, it never came. So in the end, I just went for a personal cumulative high: 329 in 7 sets.
I don’t know what went wrong. Maybe I should have gone 100% in the first 3 sets as well. Or perhaps I shouldn’t have eaten all of that poutine an hour before I took the test (all of the dreamy fat and grease may have made me a bit sluggish). Either way, nothing of significance to report tonight. My all-time high in consecutive push ups is still 80. I’m afraid it might stay there for a little while.
The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibia$e! Complete with the MFing Million Dollar Belt!!!
Cue the maniacal laughter.
Strangely enough, despite my overwhelming praise for this track, I had never posted this music video before (not that anyone ever noticed, myself included). Sure, you can easily track it down for yourself (or maybe even catch it on the actual tube). However, since there was never a video made for my number one Planet Neptunes selection. the viddy for #2 should fill the void quite nicely (although to be honest, they’re both number 1 in my book).
Filmed in the tropical paradise of Rio De Janeiro, Brasil comes this music video for undoubtedly one of the greatest summer jams of all-time. Broadus and Williams, whilst surrounded by exotic hotties, ham it up for the cam to a certified Neptunes masterpiece (with a brief video-exclusive surprise jam during the breakdown). This video = summer. Uh-uh-uh-ohh-ohhhhh…
P.S. Obrigado is Brazilian for thank you or thanks.
So what does one do upon purchasing a bottle of Patrón Silver? Well, join the newly launched Patrón Social Club, that’s what. It’s actually free to join, but if you own a bottle, you can ID it (by entering the unique handwritten number on the side of the bottle) and get a detailed breakdown of the contents, amongst other bottle-owning exclusivities. From the site:
When you ID a bottle, we know you’re a true Patrón enthusiast - and you never know how we’ll show our appreciation
Oooh! Hopefully in a very sexy way. Now, here are the precise details of my bottle:
Perfection comes in many different sizes, shapes and colors.
Here’s everything you ever wanted to know about your bottle of Patrón Silver.
Harvested Year: 2006
The size of the agave head (piña) is not as important as its sugar content (at least 24% or higher is preferred).
Distilled Date: 2006
Each batch of Patrón Silver is fine-filtered and balanced under the supervision of renowned master distiller Francisco Alcarez.
Bottle Crafted Date: 2006
Just like fingerprints, no two bottles are the same. An artisan schooled in the art of glassmaking individually handcrafts each bottle of Patrón Silver.
Field Location: Tepatitlán
20°34’00”N, 103°40’35”W, in the highlands of Jalisco, Mexico - a hilly region 7,500 feet above sea level, and the perfect place for growing blue agave, the same agave used in every bottle of Patrón.
In addition to numerous flash-based articles covering the gamut of fashion, music, summer party ideas and premium drinking culture, the social club contains a large assortment of Patrón approved mixed cocktail suggestions, which reminds me that I need to stock up on certain fruit juices, citrus fruits and perhaps some soda water.
And hey, apparently there’s going to be a G-Shock/Patrón event in NYC on the 5th of August featuring a performance by Mr. “by his-self, he so impressed”. Dope, cuz I’ve got a G-Shock on my left wrist and a bottle of Patrón in my right hand, so that should be enough to get me in, right? Oh wait, I’m short one plane ticket to The Planet aka NYC (d’uh-oh). In any event, this premium Mexican spirit has officially become my 2K9 summer drink (if you remember, last year it was Pernod Absinthe).
1. 702 - I Still Love You
BOOM!
From the opening, immense explosiveness of the ceremonial drum, you know you’re in for something special, something rhythmic, and something lovely. Unlike with the #2 entry Beautiful, there is no lengthy background story with this track. It made it to number one on sheer epic musical quality alone. From the rather decent and ultimately slept-on 2003 album Star comes this equally slept-on soulful offering by Sin City R&B lady trio 702 and a sheer Neptunes masterpiece of production.
I originally posted this song here. And amazingly, it has received 580+ plays as of this writing (which is surprising because I’m certain my readership is NOT that huge). So peeps out there are apparently playing the sh!t out of it. Or if you’re the one that’s played it 500 times, you no doubt love the song more than I do and should be the one writing this post (haha). But honestly, I can’t blame them (or you). I Still Love You is all things lovely, grandiose and just plain epic sounding. And it’s also one hell of an overlooked Neptunes gem that rarely gets mentioned when discussing the best beats that them VA boys have created. So hopefully my placing it at number one gives it a miniscule push out of obscurity. Or maybe not. Either way, on to the beat…
The 3 vintage Neptunes staples are all present and punctual here. Better still, each component is turned up to 11. The aforementioned drums (slammed with mallets for drum sticks, I’m sure) announce their presence with thunderous glory (turn it up and you can feel it in your soul 4 real). The instrumentation here is simply majestic with pure and thick synths that are incredibly pronounced. And of course the hand claps. Like a necessary slap in the face to wake you up, the very crisp claps echo with style and purpose; it almost feels like the ‘Tunes are in the room with you, clapping hard ‘til their hands turn beet red. As for the bridge, with a beat like this you don’t really need an elaborate bridge and that’s what we get: subtle tonal changes in the instrumentation and even some xylophone/cowbell style percussion scattered all around to give some twinkle to the production. Finally, the way that it all comes together is like a sweet and tender kiss on the lips…not those ones, you dirty devil (c) Ali G.
I’ve always liked 702 better than most other girl groups of the time (plus I had a little crush on Irish). It’s a shame that their popularity never reached the impressive levels of some of their musical peers (like Destiny’s Child, for one), because as far as voices and harmonizing go, they were quite good for a 3 person R&B girl group. Unfortunately, their 3rd album Star (the title track of which was also produced by the ‘Tunes and featuring the Clipse) ended up being their final album before the group disbanded. Even worse, a few years later, the sister of two of the band members (whom she herself was one of the founding members of 702) passed away due to kidney failure at the tender age of 27. Yes, a damn shame, indeed.
“See it don’t take a rocket scientist to” realize that the lyrics are nothing complicated. It’s the love movement, plain and simple. Despite everything we’ve been through, both good and bad, “I decided I still love you.” Awwww. Yep, this isn’t rocket science OR brain surgery and doesn’t need to be. Plus you got Pharrell on the hook doing what he does worst (singing) but doing it with passion and soul. And that’s what counts. As for P and Hugo, even though I’m not really feeling any of the beats that you dudes have so far given the Clipse for their upcoming 3rd (aka 4th) album. And even though you guys often produce individually under the Neptunes banner and continue to confuse your fans as to who’s really behind the boards. And even though the rumours of your supposed break up continue to annoyingly show up and disappear. Despite all that, I still love you, Neptunes!
True (not Hollywood) story: very early on in my nephew’s life (when he couldn’t yet crawl), I would carry him around the house and dance with him to some of my favourite tunes (trying my best to instill some rhythm into him). Much to my delight, he responded to the booming bass of this joint in particular. And even though he was tough at times to take care of (hey, I’m no professional father, I’m just an amateur uncle), I would sing along to the hook, declaring that my inexperience and resulting impatience in conjunction with him being a handful was all just part of the learning process of life. “I still love you!”, I crooned to the little guy, who then smiled at me (probably because I was out of tune).
This is my favourite Neptunes beat (Ichiban numba won!). Maybe one day I’ll waste even more of my (and your) time and compose a list of my Top 8 Neptunes beats which they produced for themselves (because really, that’s a whole ‘nother musical monster as their discography is that huge). But this current countdown is proof that Pharrell and Chad show their ass when crafting and selling their music to their clientele; whether high profile or up-and-coming, they don’t discriminate (as they shouldn’t).
*relaxed breath* So as my latest self-imposed writing exercise comes to a close, this Planet Neptunes list is simply a small offering of the kind of music that reminds me of the summertime. So on this July weekend, whether you’re still sobering up from your 4th of July festivities. Or if you’re Canadian (like me) and haven’t stopped drinking or partying since Canada Day this past Wednesday (yeah baby!), take a listen to these 8 joints and 3 deleted selections in order if you haven’t already (on a booming sound system preferably or a pair of ear-incasing headphones) and chill out to your remaining buzz. But more importantly, thoroughly enjoy these summer days playing whatever music takes you to that special place and makes you happy enough to lose your inhibitions and get up and dance. Finally, if you, the reader, actually read each verbose selection in this countdown and enjoyed the accompanying music. Then you’ll believe me when I say: I STILL LOVE YOU!!! Happy summer!
MJ rehearsing for the This Is It tour, at the Staples Center on the Tuesday evening before his untimely passing. The King looks great here and is clearly a million times the dancer at 50 than I ever will be at any age. In particular, I love the She Drives Me Wild medley (with the horn-honking gesture and all). I also understand that dancers don’t go full-on out during the practices, so just imagine how incredible MJ would have looked and moved when the spotlight would’ve been on him for real in London a couple of weeks from now. I have no doubt that the Michael of old would have returned to kick some serious ass on stage. But imagine is all we can do now. This video shows a glimpse of the comeback that could have been. And it breaks a billion hearts in the process.
*hold for applause*
*fade out*